Tuesday, December 15, 2009

men loving men..



...a gay sex guide. i believe they're serious, which makes the cover picture even more rediculus. not a pose i would've chosen if i were in charge. although, it does make for a good laugh and i was feeling like my blog was running a bit short of some man on man. there really isn't enough of it.




while i'm at it, i'll add a picture that i quite love. something about the old up the skirt thing always gets me. and i've noticed lately that i've been drawn to victorian porn.

Monday, December 14, 2009

santa and his rapist sidekick



nothing says merry christmas like the fear of a gene simmons goat man ridding side saddle with santa to houses all over the world to whip and rape the errant kids of the world. i guess the the germans thought a mere lack of presents just wasn't punishment enough for those nasty little buggers. i feel a bit saddened that i didn't get to grow up with stories like these...seriously!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

so cute your head might explode!!





it almost makes me forget about how shitty this week has been so far.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

radiohead

"ok computer" is in my opinion the best album they've done. every song is awesome on this one. currently my favorite song is 'climbing up the walls'. it's such a sexy ass song! oh, the things i've done while listening to this beauty..



it was a great idea to make a music video to one of the animatrix short films.

another goody from the same album is 'subterranean homesick alien'. how could a song not be fabulous with a title like that?! i once did my own depiction of the alien. when i find it i'll have to post it.





tom york is my hero.



all the tender sweetness of a seasick crockodile

i love this song for the holidays, i always have. all the ubsurd things he thought of to describe the grinch make me laugh every time:

"you're the king of sinful sots.
your heart's a dead tomato splot
with moldy puple spots"


Thursday, November 19, 2009

lady gaga

i originally saw this video on whokilledbambi.co.uk/ and admittedly i have yet to actually listen to it because i am at work now. of course i plan to fix that soon. this is just such a cool video by the looks of it at least. i've always like lady gaga eventhough she falls into the pop rock genre which i generally tend to dislike. it's more or less the costume creativity that atracts me to her.



sex and art

here are a couple ads that went out in france which they even found controversial as to wether it was to be concidered art in educational form, or just porn in art form. either way i love it!






the "explore, justprotect youself" logo is pretty good. i find it hilarious, they have every possibility for the man and woman in their own settings- outer space for guys and under water for women. lol i want to keep these forever!


some bizarre work by gregory jacobson.





it's like tentacle porn but with a little more added to the mix. this woman's expression is creepy, she looks like the violent crazy type.










this one's the most straight forward. most of his stuff is just wet objects that suggest something falic or sexual. very interesting though, i could look at one picture for a long time and still find new details i didn't notice before.






this one by picasso made me smile because it reminds me of my husband and i. we have a cat who is a bit of a perv herself. i like how the head board is designed for the occassion as well.


Monday, November 16, 2009

old loves and new loves

some of mew's latest and greatest:




'beach' is my favorite right now. it reminds me of summer.

bjork also has some lovely music. a personal favorite is 'venus as a boy'.





it's so sexual.

'so broken' is quite fabulous as well. i love how it sounds so epic, like it should be in a movie.





some billie holiday. my current favorite by her is 'strange fruits'





she paints such a vivid picture, it's as if you're there with her.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

fetish porn

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

box elder bugs

most people would say i'm crazy but i love box elders. i happen to think they are quite cute. they seem to have a bit of personality to them. they are very curious and bold which adds to the appeal. you can see when they look at you. for instance, i was watching a box elder on my desk earlier today and he must've just realized i was watching him because he stopped and turned to look at me. he had to lift right front leg to do so and i couldn't help but laugh, it looked so funny.



box elder, i love you, even if no one else but 8 year old boys will.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

ubsurd trends

why has it become popular for people to do that ridiculous scrunch face in pictures??!!



i can't possibly be the only one who realizes how stupid it looks.




ugh!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

sexy moustaches

i miss the old days when men wore facial hair with a bit more pizazz.






okay so dali tends to look like a nutter in about all the pictures i've seen him in but you can tell he has pride in his moustache.




they have a facial hair contest in canada. i want to go!









this is a more contemporary version. i think i'll thry to sell this to my hubby and see if he goes for it. i've already got him to grow out his chops big and bushy.


ridiculous baby costumes



i don't think the placement of the trunk and mouth was really thought through on this one.



this is actually a pretty good one i think. not to mention the make-up is spot on.




this is my favorite for sure! i don't think it gets much better.


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

6 year old prodigy

they call him a body builder but from the video i'd say he's more like a gymnist.


elves and other fantasy creatures

i love this stuff! first, we'll start with darryl taylor from epilogue.net.















the next two from freakygames.com








these adorable little things are by lorell lehman also from epilogue.com




my favorite.





















Wednesday, October 21, 2009

reflections of me



these are all old pictures i took from my phone





me and my favortie 'pocket rocket', nicole rork. she does fabulous photography nicolerork.com





my kitty love!




sister in-law, amber












me, her and margaret







brady trying to pick up HBO



brett..




..with his puppy face on




derek and his smigel face




jesse and lauren!



me and a couple bar fly buddies



john and andrea




tebbs and his now wife. i LOVED her outfit!



all of us at andrea's 70's b-day party



my friend mike insisted on switching pants with me later that night. he always seems to want to where someting of mine, hmm..








my nephew brendan as darth vader



me!



my best love



my best kitty love



taylor demonstrating the meaning of a beer belly without the beer







lucy and ricky, a couple ducks that found a home in my friend corrie's pool for a time.







my nephew kathen, awww



one of the many faces of me



amber's wedding spot



i found these guys at a brewery in ypsi. the guy with the straw hat is wearing cut-off jean shorts- awesome!




this is the cake i mentioned on an earlier post. the nipples have candles in it and the shaft is a canoli. "happy birthday RF!"



my brother jackson



we're practically twins!



yoda and anakin kickin' ass!





me and RF, a night on the town




nikki "the shot caller" was our bartender that evening.




taylor panting. she hates the vet.





the newest addition.






right outside the tatto parlor




brendan, baby maddie and kathen





derek holding maddie





he was scared shitless




the laundry perv





new hair




tony and the manager at ashley's bar




lexi love and buny man










he's so cute.





jenny belle!











me and my ebenater




jam out





mischevious




sis emmy










you don't see hippie vans that often anymore.






derek and his bag hat












i made this for a patient of mine who always joked that i never fed him when i did his regular exams that he referred to as "dates".




friend, justin's mon thong lol





the wet spot is from melted whip cream that i sprayed on his junk.


 

kris was poking everyone with this.







guitar hero




me in kris's larry king glasses.











my nephew is priceless.




i don't know who this guy is but he's wearing my moustache so i have to keep him.




no more phone pics! these are pictures from andrew's wedding.





me and nicole




the trouble team














andrew and his new wife allison




they were so cute dancing










sweaty men feeding eachother cake.....




dance off




caught mid hair-flip

























yay!