santa and his rapist sidekick

nothing says merry christmas like the fear of a gene simmons goat man ridding side saddle with santa to houses all over the world to whip and rape the errant kids of the world. i guess the the germans thought a mere lack of presents just wasn't punishment enough for those nasty little buggers. i feel a bit saddened that i didn't get to grow up with stories like these...seriously!

ben heine...

..was banned from deviantart.com for this piece.

i wish people weren't so touchy. i think this is witty and hilarious.

it's not that i'm an athiest, i just think it's silly to take things too seriously and i think religion is rediculous for the most part.

and now, some political porn courtesy of www.ep.tc/mccain-bible.

here's just a taste of the 8 page comic. be sure to click on the picture to read the top of the first one.

"i was just canvassing a small city in the midwest when i picked up a sweet little trick in a park and as i was feeling qiute onery, i proceeded to warm her up to a little strenuous loving"