mental genitals

i was going through my phone pictures and came across one of the..er, cakes i made for a friend of mine a while back and i thought i should share it, but i don't have the software i need to transfer the picture. : ( 

here's an idea of what it looked like:

the one i made was much smaller since i was a first timer at the dick-cake making business. i used a cannoli for the shaft with two mini cupcakes carved to form. the whole thing covered in flesh colored frosting and all the details you see above. hungry? i know i am.

 

the other set i made looked like this perky pair of tits! well, maybe not as refined. the presentation was probably somewhere between the above picture, and this:

so of course that brings me to other formative food items.

carrot people

this is supposed to be stuffed salmon

don't try to shove this one in your pussy.

hmm..

if you feel like your current mode of transportation isn't quite doing it for you, try ridding in this strangely comfortable, blown out pussy bike from finland!

 

i feel dirty just looking at it. as much as i love trees, it looks like old lady snatch.